"kaiCai" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => true,
    "log_level" => "low",
    "liability" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "localhost",
    "port" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "123456",
    "host" => true,
    "log_level" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => 5,
    "debug" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 3600
keepalive = 443;
$timeout = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['clientserver'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = "password";
$mysql_db = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = root
privileges = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = [
    "username"